Words for Winter 2020

Largely, I have restrained myself -
for a while I was too ill to do otherwise.

But now, now that I'm a Lert and fully functional,
I have no option but to ask of the honourable member
for Uxbridge

                   
                   FFS
                   WTF
                   WTAF

                   d'ye think yer daeing,

                   yaprickya?

                   WTAF,
                   FFS?

                   W.T.A.F.